And all they do is walk around with these fucking stupid velvety shirts with their dumb-ass fat hairy chests exposed to the world, as if they were the sexiest thing on the face on the earth. , you're a middle aged loser, nobody wants to see your hairy chest.Either; throw yourself in front of traffic or overdose, please! Nobody wants to hear this bullshit anymore, time for some revaluation of ones life.
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Don't you have better things to do with your life than be emotionally attached to someone who hates your guts? Get yourself out of society, nobody wants to deal with a stalker.
Other types of people that I hate; people who ruin your favorite diner, you know the type of person that you’re usually friends with until they go to the diner and start dating a waitress there and then have some kind of wierd rocky relationship and everytime you go to the diner here-after there’s that weird vibe in the air.
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But even these artistic additions have begun to seem rote. The next time you get your cup of joe, take a second look before you put the lid on, you might find yourself face to face with a beautiful penis crafted from foam. Would you pay extra for a little bit of penis art on your cappuccino?
Baristas have sensed the shifting tide and to keep us all from abandoning them for the next cool thing, they have upped their game. Look, just because you know how to make a spider and a spider web AND ALSO know how to make a penis out of foam, this does not obligate you to demonstrate both of these skills at once. Although this might be good for someone trying to kick a coffee habit, I suppose.
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Seuss, I love teachers, Jefferson-Madison Regional Library, I dumped MS for FB, I can guarantee you won't find anybody like me :, Amazing Things iweb, Spread the Fun, The True Things - Amazing Stories, Are you really that immature?
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